A man goes to see his Doctor "Doctor, I want to be castrated" The doctor is shocked, "Do you know what you're asking for?" he asks? "Of course I do, Iwant to be castrated !" The doctor looks him straight in the eye and tells him to go home and think about for a week or so and if he still wants to be castrated, to come back. A week later, the man is back, "Doctor, I still want to be castrated", so the doctor arranges for him to be admited to hospital. In the hospital, the man is interviewed by the surgeon, but is adamant, that he wants to be castrated so the surgeon books him into the theatre for the next day. After the operation the man comes around on the side ward, to find another man in the next bed, reading. "What are you in for?" askes the newcomer, "I've just been castrated" "Blimey, I thought it was bad enough being circumcised" "Circumcised?...oh bugger it!....That was the word I was looking for!"

Walrus