I know a cat who wakes only to do malice. (S)he demands food and service whenever desired. (S)he has an expensive medical insurance plan and many other luxuries that someone else pays for. (S)he drives all others who wish to live in the neighbourhood out unless approving of them. (S)he shits where (s)he likes no matter who objects. (S)he steals and does nothing useful. Her/his importunations cannot be prevented.

She is plainly a Republicat.