"Shelves of Herring" (Shoals of Herring) - Fred Shroers (I think!)

"Why is it always Dairylea?" (Why does it always rain on me?) - Shirehorses

"BSA Bantam 1963" (Vincent Black Lightning 1952) - Dave Taylor

"Oh, No, Not The Fields of Athenry; If I hear it one more time, I think I'll die" - M. Austen