Speaking of Old MacDonald, Doug Hamilton once offered up this one.

Old McDonald Had a Form

Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form he had some blanks…E I E I O
With a blank blank here and a blank blank there
Here a blank there a blank
Everywhere a blank blank
Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O

Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form he had instructions…E I E I O
With a "write this here" and a "write that there"
Don't do this, do do that
Fill it in in triplicate
Blank blank here, blank blank there
Here a blank there a blank, everywhere a blank blank
Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O

Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form was legalese…E I E I O
With a whereas here and a wherefore there
Heretofore, notwithstanding
Yadda, yadda, yadda
Write this here, write that there
Don't do this, do do that, fill it in in triplicate
Blank blank here, blank blank there
Here a blank there a blank, everywhere a blank blank
Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O

Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form were intrusive questions…E I E I O
With a "Where were you" and a "what did you"
"Who did you do it to, and are they going to sue you?"
Whereas here, wherefore there
Heretofore, notwithstanding
Yadda, yadda, yadda
Write this here, write that there
Don't do this, do do that, fill it in in triplicate
Blank blank here, blank blank there
Here a blank there a blank, everywhere a blank blank
Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O

Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O
And on that form there were disclaimers…E I E I O
With a "we don't know" and a "we can't say"
And if we knew anything, you couldn't sue us anyway
Where were you, what did you
Who did you do it to, and are they going to sue you?
Whereas here, wherefore there
Heretofore, notwithstanding
Yadda, yadda, yadda
Write this here, write that there
Don't do this, do do that, fill it in in triplicate
Blank blank here, blank blank there
Here a blank there a blank, everywhere a blankity blank blank blank
Old McDonald had a form…E I E I O



© 2002 Douglas Hamilton