Thank u Lox - it's becoz I have a life of my own that I am so bored with you 3 wankers — & boy do I ever choose that word advisedly!

But you must admit that my post made you think of something other than your fucking %·ages for a minute or two, didn't it?

Someone else answer, please — tell Mr Smoked-Salmon how fucking bored YOU were by him & his two wanki-partners!!!

In case you hadn't noticed, this isn't a restaurant where you 3 are sitting at a PRIVATE table. It is called a "forum" — look it up, why don't you?, as you appear to have mistaken it for some sort of private bailiwick.