Alternative Lyric !

I want a little pot that I can call my own
A pot the other fellows cannot use
It'll have roses round the top
It'll hold a blooming lot
It'll need to after an evening on the booze
When I come home at night it would be waiting
Beneath the bed or on the chest of drawers
And when I've filled it up right to the top
I'come and have a little splash in yours