I found this in my inbox this morning:

Pass this to EVERYONE you know! A write-in vote for Chongo Chimp in any future USA federal election for the office of President of the USA will result in an automatic 25% reduction in yer personal income taxes for the next 4 years, and you will also be entered into a raffle for a free all-expense-paid nine day holiday in the Bahamas!

This is all you have to do. When you enter the voting booth, write in "Chongo Chimp" as your choice for president. It's so easy, an autistic gorilla could do it. So you shouldn't have any trouble doin' it, right? Not unless yer a total idiot, right?

Not only that, if you send a cash donation of anywhere from $20 to $20,000 dollars made out to the ECCCF (Elect Chongo Chimp Campaign Fund) you will get it all back PLUS INTEREST in the next calendar year in the form of tax credits!!! Yessirree. Won't that be great?

Furthermore, you gents will experience hair growth where you ain't had hair in years, and you ladies will get a facelift if ya need one. Guaranteed. No word of a lie. Do it NOW!!!!