Put the spicy winter pickle on your wife and maybe she'll wake YOU up.

Go to the bathroom first, brush those teeth and all other bits, preferably not with the toothbrush though, unless this brings an apricoty smile to your face, of course..

If so, remember to throw said toothbrush away after...in case 'wife' picks wrong one up...

Now, WHY do I have this feeling that this thread is going to have us all spluttering uncontrollably before the day is out.. :0)