I jus heered that Corpoorashuns are now offishully human beans Wuts good fer the goose is good fer the gander. Nother wurds, Iffn Copoorashuns are people, then I am a Corpoorashun!!
That means iffn I git drug to court I kin tie people up in court 2. That means I kin git welfare an be proud ofit.
That means I kin now be tax free with a post office box in ma headqarters in Barbados.
That means I git propurty tax breaks fer providin jobs, hey Missy slop them hogs.
That means I git to go to Vegas and gamble with other peepoles muney, an iffn I lose the gubmint pays me back!
That means Sinators are gonna hafta do whut I say.
I git to lie cheat an steel an iffn I git caught I git a slap on the rist.
Key Riist ona craker!! That means Me & God are like stink on sheeit. That means I kin never die, I am a immortal.