"KY jelly"?? Naaawww..if one really needs extra lubrication... pure coconut oil! (health food stores and such places)
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Somehow, this silliness brought up a line I hadn't thought of for many years.

An old guy was asked if being a bachelor was a problem, due to certain things he was missing.

"No", he replied, "I was married once, and sex is easier now. If it's too tight, you can loosen it. If it's too loose, you can tighten it. And if you get tired, you can quit!"

But I do agree with Kendall, "I hope I don't ever reach that age!"

(which reminds me of the OTHER old line.. "Once a king, always a king, but once a knight's enough")

Which reminds me of several of the joke threads...but....