The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2820995
Posted By: Little Hawk
25-Jan-10 - 09:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
That's bizarre. Shane doesn't know any secrets worth invoking the Act over. It must have been some kind of mistake.

On the other hand, maybe it has to do with those alien abduction incidents. Shane's been abducted 2 or 3 times by the same group of aliens for reasons that remain a mystery. Yeah, that's probably it. They figure he knows something crucial about the aliens, and they want to figure it out and make sure it remains classified. They've been covering that stuff up for decades.

Poor Shane! He's terrible at answering official questions and explaining himself. After all, what explanation can there possibly be for someone like Shane?