Back in the late 1950s, almost all of the classrooms in the University of Washington School of Music building had a record player in them for obvious reasons. The instructions for use were pasted under the lid. The first instruction was, "Lift lid."
A photographer friend of mine liked to take photos of various odds and ends, then sequence them so they told a story of sorts. One was of a series of street signs, which he sequenced as follows:
One Way No Left Turn No Right Turn No U-Turn Dead End
He got another good one. Normally the sign read:
DANGER ZONE IMPOUND PARKED CARS
Some wiseguy had scratched out some of the letters, so it now read: