All they need is a lagerphone and they could be fronting a folk festival concert.

As well, a concertina instead of the keyboard, perhaps.

Because of teenaged daughters I am reasonable familiar with Triple J's output and, for the life of me, I can't discern why it's even in their Top 100, let alone #1. And I don't think the item would get them a guernsey at the National (Folk Festival) either, even with a leather ferret and a lagerphone.

Cheers, Rowan