"Better dead than red. You choose."
"Government of the people, by the people, FOR THE PEOPLE".
"On the 7th day, God rested. But we still have work to do".
"If living was a thing that money could buy, then the rich would live and the poor would die".

How short does a bumper sticker need to be?

"Guns not butter: Adolf Hitler".
"I just want my job back mister".
"Rich folks call it paradise mountain, but we call it poverty hill".
"Supreme Court: Ministry of Propaganda".