Of course autism and dyslexia are gifts. To someone who chooses to appropriate common words to describe other things anything is possible. A spectrum becomes a circle for instance and disagreement becomes victimisation. It is not new either - Remember when Winscale became Sellafied and radiation became magic moonbeams? It makes the probems go away.

Could have a go myself, please? People who post lengthy meaningles diatribes can be known as 'Lizzies' and 'Cornish' becomes synonymous with 'dubious'. See? Easy isn't it. Anyone else want to play this game?

DeG