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Thread #126803   Message #2822839
Posted By: Jim Dixon
27-Jan-10 - 03:42 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Sea Songs by Captain Marryat
Subject: Lyr Add: SAYS THE PARSON, ONE DAY (F Marryat)
From The Dog Fiend: or, Snarleyyow by Frederick Marryat (London: George Routledge and Sons, 1873), page 42:

1. Says the parson, one day, as I cursed a Jew,
"Do you know, my lad, that we call it a sin?
I fear of you sailors there are but few,
St. Peter, to heaven, will ever let in."
Says I, "Mr. Parson, to tell you my mind,
No sailors to knock were ever yet seen.
Those who travel by land may steer 'gainst wind,
But we shape a course for Fiddler's Green.

CHORUS: "For Fiddler's Green, where seamen true,
When here they've done their duty,
The bowl of grog shall still renew,
And pledge to love and beauty."

2. Says the parson, "I hear you've married three wives.
Now do you not know that that is a sin?
You sailors, you lead such very bad lives,
St. Peter, to heaven, will ne'er let you in."
"Parson," says I, "in each port I've but one,
And never had more, wherever I've been.
Below I'm obliged to be chaste as a nun,
But I'm promised a dozen at Fiddler's Green. CHORUS

3. Says the parson, says he, "You're drunk, my man,
And do you not know that that is a sin?
If you sailors will ever be swigging your can,
To heaven you surely will never get in."
"(Hiccup.) Parson, you may as well be mum.
'Tis only on shore I'm this way seen;
But oceans of punch, and rivers of rum,
Await the sailor at Fiddler's Green. CHORUS