I'm waiting for the gay, cross dressing, Texan, who spends his days as a televangelist, his nights as a Catholic priest, and is secretly married to both Martha Stewart and Bill Cosby. When THAT story breaks Oprah will have a cardio meltdown when Bill Moyers gets the first interview and the second goes to Regis and Kelly. Regis will score a major coup when the guy reveals he has been beating off to pictures of Michelle Obama and John Madden.

Spaw