Maybe you're dead, but I don't remember signing on. Why should I have to be dead? I've never tried to kill off any of Little Hawk's figments. I think I once accused Penelope of being a transexual, but that's not the same as killing her off. I've known a few transexuals and they've all been alive. Sure, a couple of 'em are dead now but they weren't dead when I met 'em.

Anyway, enough of that. I call dibs on Stilly's leftover catsup packages.