My flatmate heard this song a long time ago, he really liked it at doesn't remember quite what the words were but here is what we think they may be:

They're into carrots, the finest in the land,
These fine big juicy carrots and they grow them in Kernan
You can boil 'em you can stew 'em,
You can fry 'em on a pan,
They give the women beauty and put muscles on the man,

Oh they're sweet oh they're sweet,
You can have them for your supper or your tea,
These fine big juicy carrots are so easy to get down,
So everyone be sure and get some carrots of Kernan.

If anyone knows anything about this song it'd be great :)

Thanks

Kosmo