The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2823148
Posted By: Amos
27-Jan-10 - 10:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
LET THERE BE LIFE!!! The DEAD are REBORN.
In secret intell reports from HumInt resources in the back country of Thailand a mysterious tale begins to unfold. It seems a badly shaken up chimp from Chicago got a bad case of shell-shock after nearly being blown up by an IED in the Afgan desert, and took off high-tailing it in any direction he could go until he came to the kinder and gentler fields of the upper Mekong region.
There he laid low, recovering his wits for several months, and finally found himself a passable disguise and cadged himself a comfy position as a House Orangutang. He began reflecting on how bad he'd been in the life he left behind,.
Full of remorse, he was beginning to seek some sort of path toward spiritual redemption when he ra across the reincarnated spirit of one of the East Side Chicago gorillas he had double-crossed back in his bad identity, in a new and different life-form. A perfect opportunity to make amends and demonstrate reform!!!
>Here's how it turned out.....