flattop - you sardonic scoundrel, I am never quite sure when you're serious and when you're not. I am beginning to suspect you are never serious. I am going to give your phone number and address to Saucy, with detailed instructions of how great a guy you would be for her. If you are still alive and sane a year hence, we can discuss it.

"dumping women when he's done with them" indeed! I hope Jesse Helms takes up permanent residence in the wretched hovel you call "home" over in that Homer Simpson type dunghole of a community, Lagoon City. I hope your camel relieves himself on your head while you are engrossed in one of those silly books about computer software that you like to read.

I have it on good authority that you have suffered far more than 3 days of celibacy on a few occasions.

Did I tell you that your hairdo really sucks?

As for love songs...hey, keep singing them, Mbo. The world can always use a few more good love songs. I remain romantic, but cautious.