Mud-Ugly M'Goon is going to Florida in a few days for his annual bath (you only think it's an oil slick). He hasn't killed anyone in over a week and then it was a accident, because the guy should have known Mud-Ugly was loaded. He's staying at a Motel 6 in Pensecola, where he used to help train naval aviators by throwing their planes into the air.

I'm certain he'll be happy to help. (If he's not at Motel 6 try some of the less posh hostelries.)