The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #4999   Message #28241
Posted By: Art Thieme
14-May-98 - 12:24 AM
Thread Name: Banjo Jokes
Subject: RE: Banjo Jokes
..and the Genie said, "I plan to give you all the respect you deserve, but answer me this; why does the fifth string on a banjo only go half way up the neck??"

The banjo player piped right up with, "In the old days when they used possum guts for strings one possum was only good for four and a half strings! Now ya know."