quack!..

here's a start

Blood-Red Roses

Me Johnnie's such a poser -o!
Go down, ye bloody poser, go down!
It's time for you to get damn real,
Go down, ye bloody poser, go down!

Chorus:

Ohhhh, ye metro loser!
Go down, ye gutless boozer, go down!

Yr boots an' clothes are torn and tough!...
Yr woman likes ye a little rough...

We're bound to loiter in E- Bay…
We're to shop and then to cyber pay…