Spaw,
I think we would make more money demonstrating hair removal products on Cletus and Paw. Have you seen those things? YECCHH. They have a gorilla man covered in resin and they rip his hair off his back while he smiles and pretends he feels nothing. Then they show a close-up of the cloth with all the hair (complete with follicles) on it. At that point I head to the bathroom wretching.

Someone explain to me the need for that unexplainable act. The man has a hairless stripe on his back!!! And it probably grows back wrong so that he has a patch of ingrown infected hair. Am I on the wrong thread?