The thing is, Diane..I *never* called them a Boy Band...er..you did. You're the one who ridiculed them, I only ever supported and stuck up for them, in the face of all the vitriol.

As I said, six years is a long time in journalism...and The Lovely Oysters have me on their Myspace page, so I think I'm OK there...as they know I'd never stalk them, never did with Show of Who either, who I've never met, and who've never met me. But that wasn't part of your 'She's a STALKER!' plan, huh?

Anyways ups, long and short of it is that you and I seem to have swopped places in Phil's eyes, and YOU're the one he idolises...

Hey, it wasn't YOU at that gig he mentioned, was it? The one I thought was Madame Intelligenisa? The one poor Phil thought was me, who sent him running to the messageboards in absolute panic?

Aha! Now it's all becoming clear! It was 'La Borchester' who presented herself to him, in her 'I Love Steve & Phil' T Shirt, slobbering romantically over her new heroes...

LOL

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