The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2825756
Posted By: Amos
30-Jan-10 - 03:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It's kinda sweet how the Bookmaster of Things unreal cares for the figments who dance in and out of his fevered world from time to time.
Chongo was last heard from hiding out in the green valleys of the upper Mekong, passing himself off as a pet orangoutang. As long as he keeps his paws of the female elephant, his cover is not likely to be, er, blown, so he can take his time heealing up.
Shame has been on a bender of late because he needed to drown his sorrows after making an ill-considered pass at a barrel-shaped thirty-something lass who runs the local martial arts academy. He tried speaking her language in order to get lucky with her.
"Kam-up-sumidaa!" says Shame, bowing sardonically with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and a bottle of beer in his hand.
"Keyyhyii-aaaaAA!!" replies the maiden, and plants her right foot squarely between his balls at high velocity.
So he hasn't been heard of for a while; when he's not drinking he's hiding out in sheer embarrassment.
Little Hawk was there and saw it all. He'll vouch for my story..