But how do you defend your strange hypotheses in the presence of live human beings?
Do they not bay with hysterical laughter 'til the tears run down their legs?
Are you a computer program trying to pass the Turing test?
What would you do with an empty church?
Do you not realise that Table-tennis and Tennis are totally different games?
Do you not realise that many women are stronger, fitter and more agile than many men?
Do you have trouble explaining yourself?
Do people avoid you at parties?
Are you a troll?
Why have you retained your Australian citizenship?
Ize is English. Ise is French.

Stu