Ah well....there y'are! My but they're a laugh these "liberals"

Miss Claire Short, heroine of the "liberal" left appeared on the Chilcot Show to give her views on the conduct of Blair and his mates.

For her first gag Miss Short stunned nobody by claiming that she "agreed with military action to remove Saddam." She then went on to give a wonderful impression of "a woman scorned" by knifing everyone who supported Blair, with the exception of herself.

Cast your minds back to the month or so before the invasion(sorry liberation), there had been huge public demonstrations against the war, Robin Cook had resigned(admittedly with his own agenda), the pro war faction were struggling to con parliament on the legality of the war, the "dodgy dossier" had been exposed and we waited with bated breath for the Iron Lady of Socialism to bring the whole charade to a shuddering halt......we almost screamed at her....Do it now Claire! Resign before its too late. Support Cook.

But we underestimated the artful dodger Blair.
How to neutralise Short and with her the whole anti-war movement? Seemples! Invite her to join us!....massage her ego!....tell her we need her input!
Displaying the virulent type of hypocricy which can only survive in the mind of a true "liberal", Claire was up Tone's arse like a rat up a drainpipe. She made a Faustian deal with the Devil, signing away not her life, but her political credibility.

Before long Claire realised that her man had done her wrong, Tony didn't want her input, only her body......on the cabinet seat beside him......That is why Miss short huffed and puffed today, not for the Iraqi people, not for our brave boys, not even for Socialism, but to get even with the man who striped her principles bare and showed to the world that beneath most on the political left lies a throbbing streak of hypocricy.