I `ad one of them scribes from that "Sports News" in my cab the other day. I knew he was a `ack cos `e `ad best bitter spilled all down `is shirt and the lead of `is pencil was missing.
`e said, "Morning Jim, could you take me up to Stamford Bridge, Chelsea`s ground please? I`m gonna do a piece about that "Arrogance, Ignorance and Greed"
I said, " Surely don`t you wanna go and talk with them "Show of `ands" down west or out near Bristol or somewhere? That Mudcat says they`re going on about it"
`e said , "Nah Jim. I`m doing an interview with John Terry!!"

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