This reminds me of a story. Most unusual.

After God created man and woman and all the other stuff on earth and in heaven, he called Adam and Eve together and said,"I have two things left over for you and you may decide which you want. One is the ability to pee standing up, and ".... Adam interrupted and said, "Thats for me, I want that, I was here first and I demand first choice"!! God said, "Ok, it's yours. Now, Eve, the only thing I have left is multiple orgasms."

What a Doofus.