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Thread #126584   Message #2830866
Posted By: gnu
05-Feb-10 - 02:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: The latest on Kendall (updated 2011)
Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
The latest on Kendall... Centrahl Maine Powah contacted the Scahhhbourough Police depahhhment in regahhd to a domestic dispute earlier today. Police arrived at the home you see behind me and talked to the concahhned Powah employee.

Details ahh sketchty, but, from what we have been able to detahmine, the male, recently nohhminated foh a Grammy awahhd, and his pahtnah, also nohminated foh a Grammy, had a disagreement... ovah whaht we have yet to find out.

It seems thaht the male was in the cellah and his pahtnah bahhed the cellah dohha, essentially incahhserating him. The male then tuhhned off the main entrance breakah, theyahby cutting off all heat and light.

Wait... I am told the male is tring to make contahct with the police through a cellah window... let's see if we can heeyah whaht he is saying...

"Open tha dahmn dohha. I'll fix the bleep bleep bleep cahhh."

Mohhh ahht five on WLBZ2 Bangohh on this breaking story. We now retuhhn to regulahh programming.