Damn! Jacqui and I saw an amazing hat at a yard sale. It had dredlocks attached. I wanted to buy it. She made me put it down. "Put it DOOOOWWWNNNN, Mary" she said. And I said "But maybe someone will have chemo and need it" "Put it DOOOWWWNNNNN, Mary" she said. And I did.
Now look - it could have been your reggae night hat. Maybe next yard sale season - but hopefully you won't need it by then...