Written? You ottah heeayha me in pehhson.

Seriously, I don't do it very well... fact is, I have always gotten in trouble doing accents, even on stage for a laugh... especially in NF. Even when I would say, in defense, "The sincerest form of flattery is imitation.", I nearly got my ass kicked a few times. Only thing that saved me is that, back when I was a vibrant young man, not many would even think of messing with a 280# redhaired Irish descent redneck from the fly infested bog country of Kent County, New Brunswick.

Yeah... sounds stunned, but, if you say it with conviction, it saves yer ass!

In any case, I hope Jac has let you out of the cellah.... no need to have them theyah fellahhhhs around. The police? No... the Powah fellahhh... ya might get charged a service call.