The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #127103   Message #2831128
Posted By: Murray MacLeod
05-Feb-10 - 07:47 PM
Thread Name: Strengthening your nails for pickin' - New method
Subject: RE: Strengthening your nails - New method
..."A lot less screaming and swearing involved with this method than by hitting your nails with a hammer"...

naturally, you would avail yourself of a suitable anaesthetic before undergoing treatment.

a couple of bottles of Jim Beam should just about do it ...