Ladies! And I use the term loosely on this pair of Amazons! Kendall is first in line for a massage. That oil better be warm to the touch and scented with lavendar. Any brimstone and you two are out of here.

Robe warming on the radiator. Wine at the ready. Jacqui here to supervise...darn!

Janie,
Take those arrows away from Tam Tam before she cuts herself and ends up in the Ward. We need her here to do laundry.

The lines are forming - massages to the left; foot baths to the right; mud soaks at the end of the hall; Pre-Superball HBO available for those who want it. Here come Gnu. A glass of slightly chilled home brew and a mud bath...this way.