"The Vatican has always frowned upon beans."

Tsk, tsk! It's no laughing matter Smokey! Although I wasn't previously aware of the Vaticans official position on beans, it seems that according to some Christian thought, all forms of protien have a deliterious moral effect upon our spiritual resistance to primal impulses! In short beans - as a a protien source - make you lustful! So, just imagine the dangers of a secret Government experiment involving an all male prison fed a diet consisting exclusively of baked beans? Statistically, the combination of unrestrained buggery *and* noxious gasses would probably inevitably result in some kind of weird X Men style primal, evil gay humanoid species which would then almost definitely try to take over the world!

Just who would stop these evil bean-fueled unaturally lustful incessant buggerers, hey? I bet you won't be laughing then!
See, we really aught to take the queer concerns of some fellow posters here with the seriousness they rightly deserve. Shame on you!