"Strange though, sooooooooooo many er..erm...'coincidences'"

Yes, Lizzie. That's right. It's all about you. In fact, I'm sure when Jim asked me to be on his show months before you'd even discovered it, there was some big conspiracy going on. Just to get at you. And certainly when I said I'd be happy to be on the programme all those months ago, it was nothing to do with the fact that I work on a festival in the area and I wanted to promote it...no, it really was just because I knew that one day, it would probably upset you. And that, truly, is what my whole life is about.