I was thinking of getting some American beer in for tonight:

"However, we have had word that our miniscule allocation of Brewdog's Tactical Nuclear Penguin (32%) is about to land. We can offer this collectors item to you at the crazy price of £39 per 330ml bottle. I think that makes it technically more expensive than uranium. Now, only 500 bottles have been made, so this really is a rare beast, and it's first come, first served…"