"Just who would stop these evil bean-fueled unaturally lustful incessant buggerers, hey? I bet you won't be laughing then!"

I bet I will...

Actually, daft as it might seem, there was a lot of religious opposition to potatoes when they first appeared over here, and it wasn't just Catholic.

Ake, just as a matter of interest, would you prefer heterosexual buggery to be illegal too?

Male G spot?? I think you'll find that's your prostate.