The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2832806
Posted By: Rapparee
08-Feb-10 - 09:17 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I live in Calee-forn-eeay
On a San Dee-ay-gan claim
And I was happy as could be
Til ma outhouse slid away,
Out ta sea ma outhouse slid away.

Well, out here in Sandy Aygo
The skies are always blue
Cept sometimes the town burns up
Er a cougar cat will chew on you
Er a cougar cat will chew.

Sometimes the buildings all fall down
When the ground does rockenroll
But it's always warm and the skies er blue
When you wander through the town
Through the wreckage of the town.

I'd built ma outhouse not to sway
I'd built it fireproof
But it'd rained fer days and days
And ma outhouse slid away
With ma wife inside ma outhouse slid away.

It was last seen not far from shore
And ma wife was a-raising hell
I'd 'preciate it if you'd tow 'er back
Cuz I really need that door
Don't wann buy another door.