To tune of "Wild Mountain Thyme"

Cool Dude Yo!

Oh, the teenage years are coming
And their trousers are descending
And that wild waist band
Is towards their ankles heading
Cool dude yo, cool dude yo!

chorus;

And we'll all look daft together
Like we crapped ourselves big time
And it don't look none too clever
Jeans slung lo, jeans slung lo

With the crotch around my knees
On a downward journey going
What happens if I sneeze?
And my underpants are showing
Cool dude yo, cool dude yo

And we'll all look daft together.....

With one arm around my lass
The other to my kecks a clinging
But cruel will be my fate
If my mobile phone starts ringing
Cool dud yo, cool dude yo

And we'll all look daft together....

With a sideways baseball cap
I will surely wind up my mother
"You can't go out dressed like that"
But I'll just say
"Am I bovvered"
Cool dude yo, cool dude, yo