The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #127076   Message #2833437
Posted By: Bobert
08-Feb-10 - 06:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: Blizzard coming to DC area?
Subject: RE: BS: Blizzard coming to DC area?
Okay, I have added two people to my "must kill" list...

Sniff, I loves Amos like he was my brother but after the sweeping sunshine off their driveway, I'm gonna have to kill him... Yeah, it's gonna a bad thing but, hey...

And ppor ol' Sawz... Just never knows when to leave things alone... Gotta order up more snow so killin him won't be a hard... I mean, I been out there for three whole days digin', diggin' and diggin' more and he goes and orders up some more of this... The boy gotta go...

Yeah, leeneia, we're on to that but, as per usaul, there are other things goin' on that are harder to get a hnadle on...

Now, here's the kicker... Every piece of equipement in the County has been commondeered by the governement... Yeah, make ya' wnat join the tea baggers (lol)... But my buddy, Ed, who works on one of the larger farms in the county and has the Rolls Royce of tractors... I mean, this baby has a heated cab with surround sound stereo and a bigass one yard bucket and bigass engine and tires and all the cool stuff that folks write country songs about... Well, he just called and he's gonna give it a try... Yup, night and everything... He's gonna drive that bigass tractor up into Pine Grove tonight and try to dig the rest of the hill out... Man, geeze oh Pete...

I mean, I don't care if he actually break thru-- Well, that's not true seein' as I was resolved to walkin' the heck out in 24 inches of snow tomorrow for beer-- but the thought that this guy is gonna do this fir me makes me humbled... Yeah, I do let him use some property I own and don't charge him no rent but, hey, this is a biggie... Maybe he will break thru and I'll be drivin' out to get my beer tomorrow... Then maybe I'll buy a winning lotta ticket at the beer joint and buy California... Yeah, that's what I'llo do... I'll buy California and throw Amos out... Then I won't have tyo kill him!!! That would be nice... Maybe Amos could live in a snow covered state without no beer... Hmmmmmmm???? I'm kinda likin' this...

Come on, Ed... Bust thru, Baby, Bust thru... (Kinda a Ms. Sarah ripoff...)

B~