The only genuinely good soap was Eldorado - that was a hoot! No I'm not kidding, it was great fun. Loved that episode where son high on E's and his pissed Dad, fell about laughing together in the bathroom (cue credits). Best ending ever, next to stuff like (super slow) high speed car crashes/deaths in Neighbours. I sometimes watch the omnibus edition of Hollyoaks (like once every 6 months) for the hilarious plots too.