I am going to get in first, before the obvious follow on from certain quarters. The soaps are all so miserable and nasty because the educatshun system has created an atmosphere of fear where everyone goes round cutting off other peoples heads with chain saws. That is compounded by 'them' (they know who they are) in power at the English Folk Department of Social Security who are plotting against everyone who likes anything joyfull, full of colours and tasting of real chocolate.

If it were not for the miserable lot who turn all our children into terrorists, our town centres into war zones and our folk clubs into dens of moroseness, self-flagellation and auditory torture, all the soap operas would be full of fun. Like they used to be.

Seemples. ;-)

DeG