The wordiest catter is undoubtedly my friend and verbal sparring partner, Amos, from San Diego. He can talk the paint OR the plaster off a brick wall, bore the balls off a Buffalo, and reduce most P.H.D.'s and English majors to complete stupefaction with his arcane and verbose exercises in bloviatory masturbation. He delights in composing tortuous paragraphs of complex analytical prose sprinkled throughout with quasi-scientific terminology and archaic expressions from the 19th century to baffle the uniniatated. He utilizes sesquipedalian language of an arcane and pretentious sort that utterly defies normal logical analysis and leads nowhere but down a rabbit hole of ever-increasing obscurity. What is his purpose? Who can say? Is it to impress others or is it merely to impress himself? Will we ever know? Do we really care? ;-)

Anyway, I nominate Amos! (big grin)