""Now if, in a similar situation, the likes of yourself Captain Subtle, or Don the Twat (I take it that that IS what the T stands for), would prefer standing there getting hammered while you confer with somebody who looks up what are supposed to be the rules in order to advise you. Then all I can say is thank fuck I would never find myself under your command. I say that for primarily your own good because if I was present the first thing I'd do is damn well shoot the pair of you.""

I hadn't realised T. Oh those poor pilots, being placed in such an invidious position.

They must have agonised for hours before deciding that self preservation required them to rain down Agent Orange, and Napalm, from 30,000 feet.

I understand now. Those treacherous Vietcong could have brought 'em down quite easily with their missiles and AA, if they could have seen 'em through the trees, and if they had missiles and AA.

What a bugger, to be forced to use chemical weapons. My heart bleeds.

You, on the other hand, have just shown yourself to be exactly what I called you.

Don T.