Ah, Colin Cotter of The Gloworms.

No, I wasn't rude to Colin, merely replied to him in the same way he spoke to me...but...Colin smiled at me not too long ago, in Sidmouth, whilst dancing with the Hammersmith Boysies Morris Team, as I recall..I was watching him, from the shop, opposite The Anchor.

You'll have to do better than that, Sweetums, in your spin-doctoring... ;0)

Colin's a good bloke, he just loathed Show of Hands..and he was the first person to ever talk to me on a messageboard...on the BBC, when he told me that Show of Hands were only liked by 'women of a certain age'...You told him off for being sexist and ageist, as I recall...and I sat there, puzzled, not knowing what was about to happen....