The idea for the following came to me while walking to Cardiff's BBC folk club tonight. With verse written between performances I was ready with this for my spot.
I know it still needs polish, but this is how it came out.
If anyone thinks they can use it, consider ir 'public domain'.
Cheers
Nigel

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The Chilcot Enquiry
(TTTO Who's afraid of the big bad wolf)

(Chorus)
Who's afraid of John Chilcot,
(is) Tony Blair? No he's not.
Who's afraid of John Chilcot,
tra la la la la.

It was just a few years back,
(with) Bush's party on the rack.
He called his crony, brother Tony,
Let's invade eye-raq
Ha, ha ha, the two little pigs just laughed ha ha!

(Chorus)

So they planned a small foray,
'Til the UN said "No way!"
We don't give a damn, if you kill Saddam,
But regime change don't pay.
Ha, ha ha, our two little pigs just laughed ha ha!

(Cho)

So, Lord Goldsmith, help us please,
This is why we pay your fees.
We need the right to start this fight,
Can you cite some WMDs?
Ha, ha ha, the three little pigs just laughed ha ha!

(Cho)

Well, the goverment had qualms,
That they'd not find any arms.
But with Campbell in, they included 'spin'
To find missiles midst the palms.
Ha, ha ha, the four little pigs just laughed ha ha!

(Cho)

Now John Chilcot holds the rein,
While our "leaders" feel the pain.
(Tho') He's not done yet, still it's fair to bet
On a whitewash once again!

(spoken) At this point I'll stop singing & laughing, as it's just not funny anymore!