Sorry to burst all your bubbles, but for Jesus to run he'd have to be born an American. And as many Americans that I know to be born again Chistians, I have never heard of one Christ who was a born again American.

Spaw, you'll just have to ascend to the top of the ticket, with both Mbo and Kendall as co-veeps. You know, to balance the ticket.

And as the band plays "Hello, Dolly", out steps the holy man himself, clad only in lotus blossom and a big grin. . .